THESE CAUSES and charities were ones Louis J. Helbert, Jr., despised and often vocalized the desire to do violence upon. That makes them automatically worthy to contribute to. I hope you do.

I vowed that if I ever got wealthy or famous enough, I would contribute a million dollars to each of them. Let me reaffirm that vow publicly here.

Please contribute today. Thank you.

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Muscular Dystrophy

Save the Whales

The NAACP

People for the American Way

The American Civil Liberties Union

Habitat for Humanity

The Peace Corps

Planned Parenthood

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